1. The only way to succeed is if you LIE YOUR ASS OFF.
2. Make sure that everything you write and say is complete BULL SHIT. Be careful not to let a bit of REALNESS slip out.
3. Do not, under any circumstances, reveal your true self. Cover yourself up like hell. FAKENESS is the key.
4. CONFORMITY should be number one on your to do list.
5. Be a sheep! Do not be seen away from the herd.
6. Do not use your brain. Think like a zombie. Zombies are good role models.
7. Remember, THINKING is bad.
8. Plastic surgery is highly recommended, because unless you look PERFECT you are BUTT UGLY.
9. Don't eat. EVER.
10. Watch TV ALL THE TIME. Remember, everything said on TV is TRUE. It's not lies that corporations want you to believe. If someone tells you this, report them to the government, or shoot them.
Comments (2)
haha, you're awesome :)
number 6 is funny, "zombies are good role models" lmao
what world have you been hangin out in? i haven't gotten any of that.